Sink the sub. Hide the weasel. Park the porpoise. A bit of the old Humpty Dumpty, Little Jack Horny, the Horizontal Mambo, hmm? The Bone Dancer, Rumpleforeskin, Baloney Bop, a bit of the old Cunning Linguistics? Oh I'm sorry, am I being a little graphic? I'm sorry. Well, I hope you're up for a little competition. She's got a power tool in the bedroom, dear. It's her own personal jackhammer. She could break sidewalk with that thing. She uses it and the lights dim, it's like a prison movie. Amazed she hasn't chipped her teeth.
This ideal tank features a slim fit and an attractive racerback cut. Expertly crafted with an ultra-soft 90/10 cotton/poly blend fabric, reinforced side-seam, and excellent quality print, our shirts will easily be the best in your closet.
Please note, our women's racerback tank can fit small for some people so you may want size up. See our size and fit guide for exact measurements.
Printed in the US: All of our products are proudly printed to order in the US. Please allow approximately 2 business days for production before your order ships.